I like the idea that mermaids lure men to their deaths but fall in love with women and help them become mermaids and all mermaids are like beautiful sea lesbians
Hey tumblr, Craig gets you.
#that’s because the characters in visual porn have no depth#like do I CARE if she ‘likes that dick’? #how long have these two known each other? #how many years of UST have just collapsed? #does he have any mixed feelings about being tied up and spanked? #or has he already come to terms with his kink? #where’s the desperation? #where’s the EMOTION? #and aren’t those nails a bit long for a lesbian?
OMG THOSE TAGS.
does he have any mixed feelings about being tied up and spanked?
It’s not even about romance or plot — written porn is just much better about letting their characters keep their humanity.